The Kate Moss SHOCKER!

So Kate Moss is a big coke head........

NO

FUCKING

WAY

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• OJ Did It!
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• Michael Jackson Likes to Touch Young Boys' Bodies in Inappropriate Ways!
• Pamela Anderson Sucked Someone's Cock Last Night!
• Men All Around the World Rubbed One Out Yesterday!
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Is there anyone, anywhere, who knows who Kate Moss is, that didn't think she snorted copious amounts of cocaine all the time? I mean, is this where investigative, undercover, journalism has gone? We have gone from the Teapot Dome Scandal, the Chicago Stock Yards, Watergate, Clinton getting his dick sucked in the oval office by an intern on EASTER SUNDAY!, to Cocaine Kate? My, my how far we've come. Seriously, see below:

This chick snorts a truckload of coke? I just don't see it.

By the way how SEXY is she? It's supposed to be ribbed for HER pleasure. Can you imagine having sex with that?....getting poked by those pelvic bones as you try not to look at her shoulders because supermodels don't like vomit on them ..... Unless it is backsplash from the purge they just let loose in the toilet.

Now I don't want to pile on Kate too much. She didn't do anything that millions of people all around the world don't do every day. She was getting high listening to music with friends. It's not like she was caught testing mace on newborn babies.

But seriously, this was HEADLINE news on google, drudge report, yahoo, msn, etc...

In other news.....

9 people under the age of 29 were shot last night in St. Louis

Ahhhhh screw it.......I hear Demi and Ashton got married